Alternate titles for this post:
“Back to school…. again!”
“Wait, I could have parented all of my classmates…”
“Ohcrapohcrap what have I done?”
“*huff* *huff* *huff*”
That last one is me, head between my knees, hyperventilating. Pretty much the ideal location from which to update my long-neglected blog.
Hey, guess what? It’s the first day of classes.
How prepared am I? Well, just this second I tried to get on the garbage truck because I thought it was my bus. That about sums it up.
But I’m still here. I’m still doing the thing. Please feel free to venmo me a star sticker.