First day of school!

Alternate titles for this post:

“Back to school…. again!”

“Wait, I could have parented all of my classmates…”

“Ohcrapohcrap what have I done?”

“*huff* *huff* *huff*”

That last one is me, head between my knees, hyperventilating. Pretty much the ideal location from which to update my long-neglected blog.

Hey, guess what? It’s the first day of classes.

How prepared am I? Well, just this second I tried to get on the garbage truck because I thought it was my bus. That about sums it up.

But I’m still here. I’m still doing the thing. Please feel free to venmo me a star sticker.